All right... when we are presenting embarrassments here anyway... let's bring it on...
This is a Tamiya IV D, the one that comes with the late model (~late 1943)
40cm tracks, I think it's a kit from 70something. For that age actually fairly good details, I'm thinking of building one ootb, just to see how much I can achieve just with skill and no AM on an kit that old

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Aaaaanyway - here we go... it's brush painted... not that it would make much of a difference. I suppose it's better than "early pattern Raoul" AB with the Revell starter single action gravity feed AB, powered by a bottle of compressed air...somehow this sounds
positively archaic today

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Awww hell, what's the point hiding it...here's a Tiger B painted in what Revell suggests for RAL 7028 Dunkelgelb ("
sponge cake dough colour") "sprinkled" with un-thinned Revell acrylic Brick Red, claiming to be the appropriate representation of RAL 8017 Rotbraun ("
jelly filling") applied with a Revell pattern single action gravity feed AB with some "mud"
exceedingly unconvincingly modelled by a layer of brown coloured structured acrylic paste ("
brittle" to keep with the gastronomic references

). All in all a veritable piece of cake...haha...very funny I know...

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Let this be a warning example to younger modellers
never to listen to Revell suggested colour patterns...
ever!
Best regards
Raoul G. Kunz
who regrets nothing!